(Mom to doctor, as the syringe enters the void of her knee joint): “How’s your family?” (Doctor looks up and around, momentarily confused): “Who, me?” (Nurse, who had mouthed Who, me? looks relieved.) (Doctor to Mom): “Fine…How’s yours?” (Mom to me): “How are we?” (I do not answer the question.) (Mom to nurse): “Do you have kids?” (Conversation ensues about nurse’s kids.) (Mom to everyone): “My birthday’s this week.” (Hearty congratulations from doctor, approaching with second syringe, and nurse.) (Mom to everyone): “It’s on Thursday.” (Friday, actually.) (Mom to everyone): “I’ll be 87!” (86, actually.) (Hearty congratulations and light laughter.) (I roll Mom’s wheel chair out of the room. The doctor smiles at me, whether in amusement or sympathy I cannot tell, but not likely in general good humor.) (Mom to doctor as she rolls by): “My knees feel all full and squishy, and they sting a little.” (Doctor to Mom): “That sounds about right. See you next week for round 3!”

Happy Birthday to your mom, Roger. She’s catching up to me!
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Thanks! Happy birthday back! whenever it is.
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