In the grocery store, Mom followed her prepared shopping list—penciled on a yellow legal pad—items grouped by type and store location, and if it’s not on the list she doesn’t need it, because if she needed it, it would be on the list. Dad, listless, followed the whims of his heart and his hunger: Jarlsberg, Swiss, and Gouda, cauliflower and broccoli, fresh salmon and parmesan chicken, frozen pizzas, bags of roasted nuts. Any why not be whimsical with foods that look beautiful and sound delicious and that one is sure to relish? Why not enjoy both the shopping and the eating experiences? Neither approach is inherently correct, of course; both are equally acceptable, and complementary. Mom and Dad each pushed a sanitized dual-purpose shopping cart, for filling with food, and for leaning upon. While Dad meandered among the fresh produce and artisan cheese, Mom and I walked to the dairy cooler via the cold cereal aisle. A pretty middle-aged woman walking by surprised me with a generous smile. Her sleeveless summer dress exposed significant portions of her enhanced bosom. She passed us twice more, and each time that smile. After the third pass, Mom hissed at me, scandalized, “That woman is flirting with you. It’s so obvious! And her boobs are practically falling out of her dress!” Mom’s observations filled me with a sudden and unexpected panic, and I was in junior high again, awkward, anxious, and utterly unable to flirt. She’s flirting with me? I thought, stupefied. Why? I could not understand it. And I could not respond. Even had I been interested, my flashback to adolescent anxiety left me perspiring and paralyzed. Which is just as well—now is not the time or the season. The parking lot sloped away from the grocery store, and Mom and Dad pulled back on the reins, as it were, to keep the colts from bolting. I drove silently home, disturbed at the stirring sensations I have worked so hard to suppress. I focused on seeing how many shopping bags I could carry into the house in one trip, and helped my providentially protective mother put the groceries away in their various nooks and crannies on the pantry.
I always smile at people in the grocery store, especially when they look like kind people. Smiling doesn’t make it flirting. Although I don’t have my bosom bulging out, so maybe your mother was right.
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Seems to me you could be missing out on a little bit of extra curricular activity, Roger! Relax and enjoy life as it comes your way, go with the flow so to speak. Who am I to give advice? An 84 year old who has been there, done that, and would do it again in a heartbeat lol
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Love this chapter! Wonder if they will cross paths again… 🤗
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I honestly hope not!
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Now, now… you never know… let’s not crumble up any possible plot twist that may be written by the stars… 😁
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Maybe the only purpose was that heartbeat skip to get you thinking and feeling, in general… (after the panic attack)
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Perhaps! I’m not a risk taker, so I may never know. The stakes are so high in this gladiatorial arena of life! I’d better play it safe in the stands.
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A mere spectator of life?… Life’s too short, my friend, and you have too much to offer and receive yet. Especially post exile. ❤️ We’ll see. I, for one, am staying tuned… because I believe in higher plans, serendipity, and stars… Of course, I’m biased as a hopeless romantic.
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